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Eve was pleased at the turnout for the Dominant Wives Society's first hands-on meeting. The six couples, all the females being her friends as well as dominatrixes. All of them had brought their husbands. It was a better turnout than Eve had hoped and expected. Once everyone had arrived, the males wearing nothing but vinyl shorts and leashes that were held by their wives and the women wearing their black leather mini dresses with corsets to push up their breasts and make their waists look smaller, everyone gathered down in the basement where Eve had chairs set up in her beautiful dungeon. The chairs were dark red velvet for the ladies to sit in and the males were to sit on the floor next to their wife. Eve's husband was obediently at her side on the floor wearing his vinyl shorts and leash. Eve began to speak, "Thank you everyone for coming tonight. Tonight I am going to teach you how to turn your husbands into cuckold husbands." The wives were smiling. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Candy Kross. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/016743/bk_acx0_016743_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Do you ever find that you have no energy or no enthusiasm for what you have to do next? In this programme you will discover the importance of managing yourself well and how to take control of your own physical and mental state, no longer needing to depend on external circumstances. Just as athletes prepare for a sporting event you will learn how to prepare yourself for situations at work so that you perform at your best more easily. A guide to better management is a collection of twelve titles based on neuro linguistic programming. This is an approach which can be applied to many business issues and helps you discover your own excellence – a series that can work for everyone, from the shop floor to board level. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Di Kamp. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/gten/000033/bk_gten_000033_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
For years, Professor Peter Shandy has been badgered by Jemima Ames, Assistant Librarian and Annual Chairperson, to decorate his campus home for the Grand Illumination which is Balaclava Agricultural College's main fund-raising event. Now he can hold out no longer. Goaded to madness, he buries his small brick house under an avalanche of plastic reindeer, flashing lights, and fake Santa Clauses. Hooks up an amplifier blaring "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth," locks the switches at "on", and escapes to sea on a tramp steamer. Shipwrecked and conscience-stricken, he crawls back to face his irate colleagues, and finds Jemima Ames dead on his living room floor. Police and security guards say it's an accident; Shandy says it's murder. President Thorkjeld Svenson says he'd better find out the truth without wrecking the Illumination... or the next corpse will be Shandy's. 1. Language: English. Narrator: John McLain. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/006056/bk_adbl_006056_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Four Rooms, Upstairs - a finalist for the Next Generation Indie Book Award - is the story of Linda Appleman Shapiro, an immigrant daughter who grew up on the top floor of a small home in 1940s Brooklyn, and struggled to understand her mentally ill mother. For years Linda tried to ignore the phases when her mother was "not herself." As the youngest child and only girl, Linda spent many days at home alone with her mother, watching her battle memories of loss and despair, unable to cope. But at that time, her mother was not seen as mentally ill - she was simply ill. Linda was appalled by the treatments prescribed to her mother and determined to make life better for her family. Linda eventually persevered, becoming a psychotherapist to help others like her and her mother, and marrying acclaimed audio narrator George Guidall. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Suzanne Toren. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/reco/002788/bk_reco_002788_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Fernando Soto dreamed of owning a business. For years he worked and struggled, never imagining that he could have a better life and then one day he woke up and believed that he could. In What's next for You?, Mr. Soto shares the secrets to the fulfillment of his dream. But guess what? It's no secret at all. Living your dream is possible through hard work, dedication, and an unrelenting will to succeed. Today, Mr. Soto owns a contract janitorial services company that services a broad range of clients in a variety of industries, from small office clients to automobile dealerships, manufacturing facilities, office buildings, medical practices, and universities. One of his largest clients has annual revenues exceeding $550 million with over 10,000 employees! He built his business from the ground up, taking notes and sketching his ideas on the manufacturing floor where he worked for years as an employee. The company where he last worked is now one of his valued clients. "Anything is possible," Mr. Soto says. Just keep your dream front and center and with Mr. Soto's help, you could be living your dream life, too. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Eric Bodrero. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/021796/bk_acx0_021796_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
I love books. That's probably obvious based on the fact that I'm a librarian. But I don't just love reading books. I also love writing books. I specialize in erotic fiction - the naughtier, the better. There's only one problem - I can't write about something unless I experience it in real life. So once my day in the library is over, I got out looking for sexy situations I can write about in my books. I've got an exciting night planned tonight. One of my favorite bands is in town and I've got floor seats to the show. I love hard rock music - the louder, the better. When you spend all day surrounded by the silence of a library, the blaring noise and excitement of a rock concert is exactly what you need. And who knows? Maybe I can find some sexy fun for my next book before the night is over. I stop home to change after my shift at the library. Off goes the button down shirt, knee length pencil skirt, and sensible heels. I won't need the reading glasses tonight either. I pull the pins out of the tight bun I always wear to work and shake out my mane of long, glossy black hair. Tonight I'll leave my hair down, wear my tight denim skirt and my cut off T-shirt from the last time I saw the band in concert. I zip up a pair of knee high black leather boots and head out to the arena.This sexy librarian will rock your world and write a book about it! Don't judge a book by its cover because this librarian is hiding a secret wild side. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Devie LaRue. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/144265/bk_acx0_144265_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Kyle Davidson is flirty, fun, and sexy. Can he lead Mary Ann Murphy astray, even though she has become overly picky about dating since her break-up with the person she thought was the one? She has no intentions of making the same mistake again, especially when the man in question is one of her mother’s set-ups. Kyle has sworn off relationships and considers himself a bad catch after his last girlfriend accused him of using his work and causes to avoid intimacy. To return a favor to a wily matchmaker, Kyle unwittingly agrees to be Mary Ann’s partner when she wins ballroom dancing lessons. As the two step their way through the first class, an attraction flares between them, melting the ice around Mary Ann’s heart. Still, she knows better than to fall for her sexy leading man with the killer gaze. He’s made it clear he’s not looking for long-term, and she won’t settle for anything less.Despite the passion that ignites every time he takes the angel in his arms to the dance floor, Kyle is determined to keep things light. Mary Ann’s girl-next-door persona is enough of an enticement to draw Kyle away from his work temporarily, but it can’t last. She’s the type who deserves a happily-ever-after. She certainly doesn't need him and his baggage messing up her life. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Carol Dines. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/133916/bk_acx0_133916_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.